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Sunday August 11th
Red letter day – Peter had a shave and wash – nothing better to do with himself. Cleaned interior of van thoroughly – cupboards and all. To our surprise, the mechanic appeared at midday with a new universal joint – paid for it again with our A.A. Vouchers which they claim back when we get home – but it saves on ready money. Set off with high hopes – v. efficient Yugoslav/Italian Customs – through in 10 minutes – they have probably been warned about us and don’t want us broken down on their doorstep for ever. Italians appear to welcome tourists – free towing when you break down (should get our money’s worth here) and vouchers for 3 gallons of petrol per day at reduced prices (40% off). Got to within 30 miles of Venice – along wonderful motorway – when universal joint went again – it only took us 140 miles this time. Rang up A.A. who towed us to their garage at San Dona di Piave, but we were not allowed to sleep in the garage in the van so had to go to a hotel – vast expense. Had a bath – great luxury – then dinner and a game of chess and bed.

Speedometer Reading: 19011    Mileage: 148

Monday August 12th
Got up in good time and over to the A.A. Garage having packed bags and settled up with hotel. Took hotel chap over with us as he speaks a little English and have been battling with them to find out the cause of the trouble, not just replace the joint once again. After a lot of explaining and gesticulating and everyone getting overexcited, they have discovered that the socket which holds the joint is also damaged, so they have replaced this as well. Thank Goodness they seem to have a good array of spares. They now reckon our brake linings are in bad shape – both rear brakes have chunks broken off the linings and one joint has the screws and bolts bent and twisted inside the hub. It joins the two brake linings together. After sewing us all up again they tested the car and decided we’d never get home in it so all the differential was dismantled. This is what we have wanted all along. They have opened up the differential and tightened up the cogs, tested it and reckon we might get home. After 10 miles driving we are not too optimistic as it sounds the same as ever. We left at 8.00 – 11 hours work put in on us which was really efficient. As it was nearly dark, we have put up at a campsite near Venice.

Speedometer Reading: 19039    Mileage: 28

Tuesday August 13th
Had a tedious night at the campsite which turned out to be right beside the Airport. Planes taking off and landing continuously all night. Set off early and drove through Venice and on to the Venice/Milan Autostrada (Motorway). After about 50 miles there was an almighty crash with no warning at all, and the prop-shaft and half the insides of the rear end clattered into the road. We enlisted the aid of the A.C.I. (affiliated to the A.A. of G.B.) and were towed to Garage. This is getting monotonous. This time, the universal joint is still intact, unbelievably, but the whole hub, joining the shaft to the differential had broken. With luck this will be the basic cause of our troubles, and if a spare can be found (this is proving tricky) we may find we are roadworthy again. They could not get a spare for the broken part so very ingeniously turned one themselves (full marks) – also straightened the propeller-shaft as they found this was very bent and curved. They have renewed the universal joint at the gearbox end as this was damaged too. On putting us together again, we still made awful noises as before, so, as work is finished for today, they are opening it up again tomorrow. We are sleeping in the garage precincts thank goodness – extremely cold for summer in Italy.

Wednesday August 14th
Went quite berserk last night and consumed 3½ bottles of wine (2/- a bottle or less). Nasty hangover this morning. Having opened us up, they find that the crown and pinion were badly worn and were causing most of the trouble and would cause something else to go before we got much further. No spare here so Peter phoned up the Paris A.A. giving details, and they will have a spare flown out from England. They hope it will arrive by the end of this week, but it may take until early next week.

While we are stuck here we are allowed to live in the Dormobile in the Garage precincts. Our money would never have lasted out if we had had to go to a hotel – so we are very lucky that they are being so kind. Went shopping – bought some Chianti (Bianco) very cheaply. As tomorrow is a public holiday we have shopped for 2 days. Found a shop selling roast chickens (done on a spit) hot, so at 7.30 while I cooked the veg., Peter went down and bought one. Ate it hot – delicious, and we are spinning it out to have the rest cold tomorrow, plus making a snack lunch. About 10/- not bad value. Wrote letters and posted them.

Thursday August 15th
Had a good sleep – needed it. Cleaned van and washed clothes, as it is sunny today for the first day for some time, and a bit warmer. It is a public holiday in Italy today – not sure why – and this afternoon we watched some marathon roller skating in the Square which is near the garage – quite interesting and exciting, otherwise getting rather bored. Played chess and read. In the evening we watched roller skating round the square again – this time by flood-light. It has been sunny and warmer the last couple of days thank goodness. They let off fireworks this evening after dark from a castle on a hill which we can see from the Dormobile.

Friday August 16th
Went shopping and as we are running very low on Calor Gas we took an empty cylinder to be refilled. It is not Calor Gas here, but something similar (we hope). Their fittings are not the same as ours, but they managed to adapt it somehow. Walked back to the van with it – rather heavy. Sewed, read and played chess – wondering when the hell the ruddy plane will arrive with our spares. Calor Gas must be O.K. as we didn’t blow up.

Saturday August 17th
Had a boring day doing nothing. No sign of our spares yet – we are wondering just how long it will take Britain to get them on a plane. They have enquired this end and there is nothing for us at Venice Airport. Bought another roast chicken – they are good value as we make them last for three meals. Money running very low – if we do not get away from here soon, we shall have to cable for money which will cause further delay. Have had to cut down drastically on cigarettes – have finished cheap Turkish ones which were better than nothing – cigarettes here are at English prices.

Sunday August 18th
Watched more roller skating – mostly women this morning. It seems to be very much a National sport. It rained during the afternoon – v. chilly. Italy appears to be a prosperous country – most people seem well-dressed and own expensive cars. At least, we have seen no poor people around.

Monday August 19th
Still no sign of our spares. Got the Garage to check that they were definitely not at Venice Airport and then put another call through to the A.A. in Paris. They told us that our order  had been placed with London five minutes after our original call to them (midday last Wed. 13th)  and they were surprised nothing has happened. The normal routine is to send us, or the garage, a cable as soon as the part is on the plane, but we have so far received no cable. Played chess and cards etc,. Evening – still no sign of cable or spares.

Tuesday August 20th
Washed clothes etc. We have just been told that a cable arrived about 10.00 to say that our spares would be on the plane arriving early tomorrow. The garage will contact the airport and either they will send them out or the garage will fetch them. With luck we should get off tomorrow. Money getting a bit desperate. Played rummy and chess.

Wednesday August 21st
The garage phoned up the airport this morning and the spares will be cleared through customs and delivered to Vicenza by 2.00.

7.00 p.m. Big delay for some unknown reason but parcel has just arrived. All is well and they have sent the right parts – we were quite expecting to receive all the wrong bits – think we are growing embittered and somewhat pessimistic. However, it is too late to start work tonight.

Blast the airport for not bothering. Domani Mattina.

Thursday August 22nd
Got up early and had breakfast by 7.00 so as to be ready for them to start on the van. It took most of the day to put it all together again, and then we still had a vibrazione so they removed the front wheels and balanced them and then reckoned we were reasonably O.K. They’ve said we are not to drive more than 50 m.p.h. or we will cause friction on the differential cogs. Cannot believe we are really on our way again at last. Posted letter home to say we were roadworthy and on our way. Got straight on to Autostrada and kept up constant 50 m.p.h. Wonderful road – pity we can’t go a bit faster. Expensive though – 10/- toll Milan to Turin. Parked for night in lay-by on side of Autostrada. Will be very noisy I’m afraid. Peter mended rear lights which have been u/s.

Speedometer: 19245    Mileage: 151

Friday August 23rd
Rather noisy night – got up at 5.30 and on road at 6.00. Drove on Autostrada as far as Turin where we took the wrong road and had a slightly longer route to Nice. From Nice, drove along the Côte d’Azur to St. Clair, Le Lavandou, where we found the Ward’s campsite without much difficulty. Looked for them on the beach but no sign of them. Made coffee in the van. Have booked in at the Campsite for the night. Arrived at St. Clair at 4.00 p.m. Put watches back one hour (making it then 3.00 p.m.). Joan Ward and Philippa Holberton turned up about 7.00 and said, “Christ Almighty look who’s here; have a gin,” which was what I had predicted she would say. Had drinks in their lean-to tent and then went out for a very good meal in Le Lavandou – 12 francs each for 3 courses and wine. Went back to their tent and stayed up very late drinking coffee and brandy. Great fun to meet up with them and have a good evening out.

Speedometer: 19558    Mileage: 313

(My mother has very tactfully refrained from explaining why we missed our road out of Italy and into France. The problem was that the Italians had loads of sign-posts to a town called “Francia” that we couldn’t find on our map. However, we did know that this particular town was not on our route, so we avoided going in that direction. The penny finally dropped, we looked at each other rather sheepishly, and agreed never to reveal our shame to anyone else.)

Saturday August 24th
Went into Le Lavandou with Joan and the Holbertons (they have all joined up together for their holiday) – came back and lay on the beach all day in the sun. Nice and hot but very crowded after our lovely empty beaches we enjoyed in Turkey. Sea far too cold for me but Peter swam. Did shopping for the week-end. Joan has let me have £20 worth of francs which she doesn’t need out of her allowance. This is a boon as we shouldn’t have had enough money to pay for our passage over to Jersey. Had drinks in the Ward’s caravan and brought our supper over to eat with them, also our bottle of Chianti.

Sunday August 25th
Left Le Lavandou at 5.45 a.m – determined to do at least 400 miles as a penance for spending 2 nights on the Côte d’Azur and lazing in the sun. Must get to St Malo or one of the jumping off places for Jersey by Tuesday evening. Terrible lot of traffic on the roads and some hold-ups with complete bottle-necks, but we had a lot of fast stretches and a couple of excellent Motorways – came to rest for the night at 7.00 down side-lane off main Bourges – Tours road. Quite a red-letter day today. We have reached 20,000 on the clock and have done the largest daily mileage of the trip.

Speedometer: 20022    Mileage: 464

Monday August 26th
Got away in good time – 6.00-ish and did the 280 miles to Granville by 1.30. Found the Tourist Bureau who make the bookings on the Duchesse de Normandie which was due to sail for Jersey at 8.30 the following morning. No-one could say whether we could or could not book space for the van for tomorrow, and we were told to come back between 4 and 5 o’clock. They just couldn’t care less. Rather downcast we went off and had some lunch at a “Fruits de Mer” café on the waterfront. Spent every last bean we possessed as we were very hungry, and just hoped we would be back in Jersey before long. We had still got one small tin of mince in the van to stave off starvation. We were lucky, in the cafe, to get talking to two Jerseymen – Brian Le Balastier and his wife we subsequently learned – and they suggested that as the Duchesse did not appear to be very fruitful, and our chances of getting the van on her were slim at such short notice, that we might get on a small cargo vessel leaving Granville that night for Jersey, and which he was shipping his boat back on. We found the Captain on the quay and Brian introduced us and he agreed to take us. We were duly lashed to the top of one of the hatches, in company with two boats, one belonging to the Le Balastiers and the other to a family called Matthew (also on board) who, it turned out we had got to know when we all stayed at the same hotel in Switzerland – and remembered R.’s skiing accident. Were fed on gin and sandwiches – sea rough and it was cold. Very kind of the Captain to take us as I don’t think it is really legal and there was no charge except for crane-age. Peter took over the van with some bird he’d picked up and as I obviously wasn’t wanted I spent the journey either in the Captain’s cabin where I felt sick, or on deck where it was windy and very cold. Dodged about between the two and was glad to reach Jersey. We’d rung the family from the Yacht Club at Granville so they were all there to meet us.

Terrific welcome from them – champagne and presents galore and the house full of flowers – I don’t think they thought they’d ever see us again.

Speedometer: 20302    Mileage: 280